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Those nerds … always sharpening stuff.
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Those nerds … always sharpening stuff.

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More people would become police officers if they could skip straight to the cool jacket phase.
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More people would become police officers if they could skip straight to the cool jacket phase.

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Old Lady Wind is the girl your Mom warned you about.
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Old Lady Wind is the girl your Mom warned you about.

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TV always has time for you. You’re special.
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TV always has time for you. You’re special.

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Mallory. Totally my favourite author right now.
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Mallory. Totally my favourite author right now.

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As with most things, the hardest part of being a wizard is landing a gig.
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As with most things, the hardest part of being a wizard is landing a gig.

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Euripides never ends with fresh-baked cookies.
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Euripides never ends with fresh-baked cookies.

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Don’t hate the player, hate the mother nature. And the white-breasted tuktuk.
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Don’t hate the player, hate the mother nature. And the white-breasted tuktuk.

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Hillbilly neighbour Zeke. Could have been a bond villain if he’d paid attention in school.
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Hillbilly neighbour Zeke. Could have been a bond villain if he’d paid attention in school.

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Nature is a cruel mistress. But so pretty, so she gets away with a lot of shit.
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Nature is a cruel mistress. But so pretty, so she gets away with a lot of shit.

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High-pressure sales tactics are as old as loincloths.
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High-pressure sales tactics are as old as loincloths.

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Love doesn’t care what the rules are. Love just finds a way.

Love doesn’t care what the rules are. Love just finds a way.

Mountain man. Knows what he wants, wants what he knows.
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Mountain man. Knows what he wants, wants what he knows.

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Stay active, fellow citizens. It is your duty to the Queen.

Stay active, fellow citizens. It is your duty to the Queen.

Baby Jesus Warriors have the coolest armour. Just if you’re thinking of enlisting.

Baby Jesus Warriors have the coolest armour. Just if you’re thinking of enlisting.