Those nerds … always sharpening stuff.
More people would become police officers if they could skip straight to the cool jacket phase.
Old Lady Wind is the girl your Mom warned you about.
TV always has time for you. You’re special.
Mallory. Totally my favourite author right now.
As with most things, the hardest part of being a wizard is landing a gig.
Euripides never ends with fresh-baked cookies.
Don’t hate the player, hate the mother nature. And the white-breasted tuktuk.
Hillbilly neighbour Zeke. Could have been a bond villain if he’d paid attention in school.
Nature is a cruel mistress. But so pretty, so she gets away with a lot of shit.
High-pressure sales tactics are as old as loincloths.
Mountain man. Knows what he wants, wants what he knows.